Dancing With The Stars=FAVE!

Dancing With the Stars has released the list of cast members for their latest season. I can't wait to see what happens, but I'm also really sad that Jonathan Roberts, Lacey Schwimmer, Kim Johnson, and Karina Smirnof will not be dancing this year. They were A-MAZING!

So here is the the list of cast members!

Kate Gosselin- Ex-wife to the biggest dead-beat dad in the nation. Everyone calls her the b*tch, but if you were married to that guy too, wouldn't you be a little irritated?

Chad Ochocinco- Football player who legally changed his last name because he can't remember his number. I wonder if he'll tattoo the dance steps onto his hand or something extreme like that.

Shannon Doherty- Former 90210 actress with a short temper. She does an occasional appearance on the newer version of the show with pal/nemisis Jenny Garth, just when she feels her career is in the toilet and neeeds a re-vamp. HELLO! You're on DWTS, that's what this show is all about! She better be paired with Derek Hough. Then he'll have two 90210 alums to over-dance/compensate for.

Evan Lysacek- 2010 Olympic gold medal figure skater who gets my vote. Anyone as straight as an arrow that can pull off spandex and feathers the way he does has my support by default.

Erin Andrews- ESPN "reporter" with very obviously fake boobs...wonder how she got that job? I bet it's because she interviews all those professional athletes so well.

Aiden Turner- All My Children actor. They should really recruit people from As the World Turns. Those actors are really the ones that needs work because their show got cancelled.

Jake Pavelka- The Bachelor, now engaged to a cross-eyed crazy Vienna. She the girl who carries around a little dog, probably named Twinky or HoHo, tries way to hard to look like Paris Hilton, and has the most hideously obvious blond-ish hair extentions in California...really Jake? I had hi hopes for you. I was mad at Jillian when she got rid of you, but now, I'm on her side. You silly hottie.

Nicole Scherzinger- Pussycat Doll who will probably demandd wearing her own faux leather-plaid-rhinestone and spike studded-freak me out with how insanely tight they are Halloween, I mean, concert constumes while she dances. But ballroom dancing is NOT: walking about the stage in huge clod-hopper shoes (she probably has to have an outstanding life insurance policy), while licking your lips (sexilly?), adding a few hiney slaps, crouching down (again, sexilly?) and scratching your thighs, and "singing".

Pam Anderson- "Actress/Model/Magical Assistant" who should have stuck with

Bay(boob)watch. After all, we know those things could keep her afloat in the water, but probably not on the dancefloor.

Niecy Nash-Reno 911 actress who isn't doesn't want to lose weight as a result of the show because she "likes her jiggles".

Buzz Aldrin- Astronaut...from 1969. DWTS, what are you thinking?!?! You do NOT wa to be responsible for the death of this American hero. That's a lawsuit waiting to happen!

This should be very interesting!